Total Medals Earned: 78 (From 34 different games.) Total Medal Score: 775 Points
Medals Earned: 3/16 (15/620 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/780 points)
Medals Earned: 3/49 (15/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/165 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
Medals Earned: 4/16 (45/340 points)
Medals Earned: 3/20 (25/630 points)
Medals Earned: 3/10 (30/200 points)
Medals Earned: 1/23 (5/270 points)
win stage 1
win stage 2
win stage 3
win stage 4
win stage 5
win stage 6
win stage 7
win stage 8
win stage 9
you just know that
win stage 10
win stage 11
win stage 12
win stage 13
win stage 14
win stage 15
Collect 10 squares
Collect 20 squares
Collect 30 squares
win Vila stage
win Bojan stage
win Pique stage
win Xavi stage
win Alves stage
achieve gold medal on Bojan stage
win Iniesta stage
win Puyol stage
achieve gold medal on Vila stage
end the game
achieve gold medal on Iniesta stage
win Messi stage
achieve gold medal on Pique stage
achieve gold medal on Puyol stage
achieve gold medal on Xavi stage
achieve gold medal on Alves stage
achieve gold medal on Messi stage
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Destroy 50 blocks
Hit the paddle twice without hitting anything else
Hit the wall 100 times
Destroy 250 blocks
Destroy a curve block
Destroy 5 directional blocks from below
Hit the wall 500 times
Destroy 400 blocks
Hit a bumper ball 50 times
Hit the wall 2000 times
Combo x 200
Hit a bumper ball with a curved shot
Destroy an invisible block with a curved shot
Destroy a gold block with a curved shot
Combo x 10
Combo x 50
Score 150000 points
Destroy 100 blocks
Combo x 20
Hit a bumper ball 10 times
Combo x 100
Hit the wall 1000 times
Score 250000 points
Hit the paddle 5 times without hitting anything else
Destroy 650 blocks
Destroy a heart block with a curved shot
Destroy a metal block with a curved shot
Hit the wall 3500 times
Complete half of the game levels
destroy 20 metal blocks
Combo x 300
Hit the paddle 8 times without hitting anything else
Destroy 10 directional blocks from the right
Destroy a vibrating block with a curved shot
Complete all the stages
Destroy a directional block from top with a curved shot
Destroy 10 gold blocks
Score 350000 points
Complete the game without loosing a life
Get 5 coins
Die 100 times
Complete 30 levels
The medal that deserves its own game!
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
Earn a silver medal!
Wear your first cap
Earn a gold medal!
Finish a level with a black magician hat on top of the stack!
Send your score for the world to see!
Earn a bronze medal!
Figure out the controls!
Even quitting earns you an achievement! Now try again harder!
Get at least 7 achievements
Now try to beat your highscore!
Earn a platinum medal!
Finish a level with a brown cowboy hat on top of the stack!
Earn your very first highscore by beating the game!
Catch all caps at any one level
Burn a stack of blue caps at gold height!
Only for hardcores. Build a stack of caps that touch the top screen!
Get a 10 hit Combo
Get a 20 hit Combo
Keep Full Speical for 30 seconds
Fiddle with the settings
Use all of main Character's attacks
Complete Normal Mode
Use all Vandier's attacks
Force 5 enemies to fall to death
Kill all eneimies
Complete Hard Mode
Die to the hands of Vandheer Lorde
Collect 100 orbs
Force 10 enemies to fall to death
Keep Full Speical for 60 seconds
Get a 50 hit Combo
Die to the hands of the Lone Warrior
Complete Culmination in 8 minutes
Collect all Awards
Get a 60 hit Combo
Complete Culmination without dying
Destroy a Block
Kill a Critter
Complete any stage.
Collect a Weapon Box.
Destroy a Cupcake
Destroy a Cute Cloud
Destroy the Happy Sun
Destroy Newgrounds!
Reach zone 2.
Stomp on 8 birds.
Collect 150 crystals.
Perform 25 perfect jumps.
Fly at maximum altitude for a total of 45 seconds.
Stomp on two birds in a single jump.
Reach zone 6.
Stomp on 16 birds in a single game.
Reach zone 4.
Unlock and purchase any hat.
Stomp on 45 birds.
Collect 2,000 crystals.
Perform 250 perfect jumps.
Fly at maximum altitude for a total of 2.5 minutes.
Stomp on 125 birds.
Collect 10,000 crystals.
Perform 1000 perfect jumps.
Fly at maximum altitude for a total of 8 minutes.
Bounce on 3 consecutive mushrooms without touching the ground.
Reach zone 3 without picking up any crystals on zone 2 (except on the final ramp).
Fly away into the sunrise.
Reach zone 9.
